- This story is like Hansel and Gretel for the opioid era. Last month, three guys in Clearwater, Florida robbed a CVS . . . They struck at 5:00 A.M. wearing surgical gloves, they waved guns and tied up the employees with zip ties, and they knew exactly what they wanted to steal: As many bottles of opioids like hydrocodone and oxycodone as they could get their hands on. They ended up getting away with 10,000 or so pills. But as the cops were investigating the scene, they started noticing pill bottles on the street. Apparently, as the guys sped away, they were emptying pills they stole into bags, then tossing the bottles out of their car. So the cops followed the trail of pill bottles . . . all the way to a house where they found the robbers and $320,000 worth of pills. 19-year-old Christopher Rachell, 19-year-old David Dobbins, and 18-year-old Roy Lampkin were all arrested. And they were all charged with armed robbery, drug trafficking, and false
- the Riverside County, California police recently arrested a 61 year-old man after he illegally entered a home and started cooking scrambled eggs with no pants on. Three homeowners woke up and found Carl Cimino in the kitchen eating bologna, ranch dressing and flan. He refused to leave until cops arrived with a K9. Cimino entered the home through an unlocked door.
- the Cherokee County, Oklahoma police are looking for a man, who has been impersonating police officers. The suspect has a 1990s Buick with flashing red and blue lights. The suspect recently stopped an 18 year old before stealing his hot French fries instead of issuing him a ticket.
- Nashville police recently arrested a drunk 36 year-old man for walking the streets while naked. Jason Givens got so bombed that he removed all of his clothes before going for a stroll at 3 a.m. When officers found him, he was unable to maintain his balance and his speech was slurred. Jason told cops that he hadn’t had a drink in hours.
- the Shelby, North Carolina police are looking for a man, who recently stole a $3,500 Valentine’s Day necklace from Kay Jewelers. The thief entered the store and asked to try on the necklace. A sales associate placed the necklace around the man’s neck, but would not clasp it. He asked, “Why can’t I clasp it? Are you afraid I’m going to steal it?” Before the clerk could answer, the man grabbed the necklace and took off running.