This is one of our favorite dumb criminals ever… Our DUMBASS OF THE DAY GOES TO a 51-year-old guy from Lakewood, Washington who got into a high-speed police chase on Sunday in his 1996 Buick with his pet PIT BULL was behind the wheel. YES!  THE DOG WAS DRIVING.  The car was going over 100 miles-per-hour and the ended up hitting two other cars before the cops stopped him with spike strips. Miraculously no one was hurt.  The BEST PART… The guy told the cops he was teaching the dog how to drive and that’s why Fido was in the driver’s seat while the guy handled the wheel and gas pedal. He was charged with a DUI (shocker), reckless driving, hit-and-run, and felony eluding. The dog is not facing any charges.