Dumb Criminals on the Morning Mess 2-14-2020
Back in December of 2016, a 40-year-old woman named Shelby Sampson from Attleboro Falls, Massachusetts matched with a 33-year-old guy named Christopher Castillo on a dating app. He lived about 30 minutes away and asked her to pick him up from his parents’ house. That wasn’t enough of a red flag, I guess, so she picked him up . . . and he drank wine in her passenger seat. Then he asked her to stop at a bank. A few minutes later, he came running out holding a GUN and $1,000 in cash and told her to drive. She says she “panicked” and drove away with him . Christopher was arrested, and was sentenced earlier this week to five years in prison. Shelby managed to avoid any charges or jail time
34-year-old Paul Rostick is from Watervliet, New York. And on Tuesday around 7:30 P.M., he ROBBED a Taco Bell. He threatened to kill the cashier and pulled the register off the counter . . . and got away with $340. Then Paul ran across the street to a STRIP CLUB called Nite Moves to hide out. Unfortunately for him, it wasn’t a very good hiding place. The Taco Bell employees called the cops, and they found Paul THREE MINUTES LATER inside the strip club. He was arrested for two felonies
A woman in Florida attacked her boyfriend and punched out some windows after she got drunk at a bowling alley and he turned her down for sex when she got home.
A woman in Michigan says a bank called the cops on her for wearing a surgical mask to protect herself from the coronavirus. But her surgical mask is black and has sharp teeth printed on it. CLICK TO SEE IT
An Uber driver in Virginia has been charged after police say he attempted to chase down someone who hit his car — without letting his passengers out. The passengers started streaming live on Facebook when the initial accident happened. In the video, things are calm at first. But then, they start speeding up. “The driver won’t let us out. He’s trying to catch the guy because he hit us,” the passenger tells the dispatcher. For the next four minutes, the video shows their driver run through red lights and stop signs while the couple pleads with the driver to stop.. a Chicago cabbie picked up a man, a woman and the child before taking them to a nearby destination. When the man tried to leave without paying, the cabbie locked his doors and drove off with his child. He then called the police. The male passenger also called the police and told them the cabby kidnapped his child. Police took the male passenger into custody while the child was returned to the female passenger. The cabbie was not arrested.
David Marcel-Lewis Johnson is 26 and from Michigan and was arrested early Friday in FLORIDA after relieving himself on the bumper of a marked police car, according to Florida cops who captured him mid-stream. Police say that Johnson was in downtown St. Petersburg around 1 AM when he was observed “approaching a sergeant’s police vehicle.” He then “removed his penis from the front of his pants, and urinated on the rear bumper of the vehicle.”
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