The police in England pulled over an 11-YEAR-OLD kid who was driving a car in a parking lot on Sunday. And the adult family member who was with him told the cops they’d taken him out to practice driving as a way to get him to stop playing “Grand Theft Auto” all day. 

The Portland, Oregon police were recently called to a group home after a goat entered and started acting in a threatening manner. A resident guided the goat out of a busy street before it followed him indoors and started head-butting other residents. An officer was able to leash the goat before taking it to a nearby farm.  That’s BAAAAAAAd

But our winner today…  a 33 year-old Macon, Georgia man who recently called 911 after his friend stole his dentures. She took them to her girlfriend’s house. The man told cops that he did not want to press charges and just wanted his dentures back. The police are now assisting with reacquiring the teeth for the man. Who steals someone else’s dentures?