- 34-year-old Nathan Thompson is a prominent flat-Earther. And he just got arrested in South Carolina for screaming his flat-Earth nonsense at a bunch of elementary school kids on a playground. He walked up during recess last Thursday, yelled the Earth is flat . . . that outer space doesn’t exist . . . and tried to hand out flyers while livestreaming it all on YouTube. Teachers immediately moved kids away from the area and told him to leave. But he just yelled louder. He finally left about two minutes later, and was pretty pleased with himself . . . even though you could clearly hear at least one person call him crazy. Police caught up with him later on and arrested him for disorderly conduct. He’s due in court later this month.
- The police in Melbourne, Australia just released security footage of a burglary that happened a few weeks ago. A guy went to a high-end fashion store at 2:00 A.M., then used a FISHING POLE to reach into the display and snatch a VERSACE NECKLACE off a mannequin’s neck. The whole process took him THREE HOURS of trying . . . which included him swapping his shorter fishing pole for a longer one. Somehow, no one passed by or caught him during that entire time. The police have released the footage for help tracking him down. They described him as 40 to 50 years old, white, about 5-foot-10, with a receding hairline.
- A couple of robbers apologized profusely after they broke into the wrong apartment. The robbers repeatedly told the male resident they wouldn’t hurt him but had to “get something out of it” since they were already there..
- A guy in China passed his driver’s test . . . looked down at some texts from friends congratulating him . . . and crashed his car into a river.
