Today’s Dumbass of the Day… on the Morning Mess 3-12-2020

Our dumbass of the day comes from good old PENSYLTUCKY (a Marty word lol)

In Punxsutawney, PA 41 year old Michael Allan Shaffer showed up at a woman’s home and tried to enter. He told the woman that he was there to see a young boy. The woman locked her door and called her husband.  The husband gave the license plate numbers from the Shaffer’s car to cops. Police found the red SUV outside of his residence. The suspect’s father said that Shaffer was sick in his room … cops reportedly observed him with dilated pupils, speaking irrationally and smelled like alcohol. Troopers cuffed him and saw blood on his hands and socks. They asked Shaffer what his injuries were and he began to shout about “methamphetamine” over and over. He was taken to the emergency room where he became uncooperative. Police say he would not stay seated and kept yelling “I love you guys” to the two troopers in the room with him and reportedly tried to kiss the troopers multiple times. According to the complaint, troopers were able to shackle Shaffer’s legs to keep him from being rowdy. Blood was drawn and a breath test showed Shaffer had been drinking alcohol. He faces a bunch of charges…