the North Little Rock, Arkansas police recently arrested Sheba Jackson for LICKING AN OFFICER’S EAR. Cops were called because she was swinging a stick at a kid. Officers placed her under arrest before she licked one of their ears while being placed in a squad car. She was charged with aggravated assault on an officer
the Oklahoma City Police recently arrested a 61 year-old man for going through a Taco Bell drive-thru while naked. Christopher Sale paid for his order and then asked for an additional taco. Employees granted his request before he refused to leave. A manager called 911 before cops arrived and detained Sale. He told them that all of his clothes were in the dryer and that he “didn’t know it was against the law to drive naked.”
the Butte, Montana police recently arrested an anti-masker named Donald Atkinson Jr. He entered a local Papa John’s restaurant where he was told to wear a coronavirus mask. Donald refused and held the restaurant’s door shut so other customers could not enter. Cops quickly arrived and determined that Donald was drunk. He yelled at employees and officers before being charged with disorderly conduct and failure to disperse.
When someone gets thrown in the hole… in BUTTE… they’re the Dumbass of the Day HAHAHAHAHAHA