Do you do little passive aggressive things to the people you love when they annoy you? Just little gestures to annoy them back? No? I mean, me neither… except I totally do. I don’t think I realized how much I do it until my husband asked if I was mad at him after I gave him his dinner the other day. This just prompted me to get angry because I thought I was doing a good job covering up the fact that I actually was irritated with something inconsequential. “Why? Did you do something I should be angry about?” “Not that I know, but this is just mean.” And I look at the plate. And I laughed. Like, cackled like a kitchen witch.
And thanks to passive aggressive sandwich making my husband puts the toothpaste cap back on! At least for a day or two. Now I wonder how I can bastardize pork chops to get the dirty socks into the laundry basket….
