- The New Zealand Police recently cited a man for talking on his smartphone while riding a horse.
- the Augusta, Maine police recently arrested a man for riding a lawn mower while drunk.
- When we were flying back from Memphis last month we had a woman on a flight that we were SURE was going to cause a fight…between swearing at the flight crew and having her dog go nuts… unfortunately we didn’t get a show. But 44-year-old Matthew Flaherty was on a flight last year from London to Iceland. And he was drinking STRAIGHT GIN out of the bottle and got extremely drunk. He started hitting on a female passenger, and when she ignored him, he started cursing her out and screaming he was going to kill her family. Then he shouted more death threats at the flight crew. Then . . . he took his cell phone apart and started EATING THE PIECES. He also left the battery on his seat and it started SMOKING. A flight attendant dunked it in water to get it to stop. The pilots decided to divert the flight to an airport in Scotland, where Matthew was escorted off the plane and arrested.
- A cop in Washington state pulled over a trucker for speeding the other day. And he had a full MUSIC STUDIO built into the front seat of his truck. He had a laptop and keyboard attached to the dash, with wires running everywhere. And there was a drop-down microphone hanging from the ceiling to record vocals. He said it was so he could record and produce his music WHILE driving. It’s not clear if he’s facing charges for distracted driving or not. But the cop also found a jar of white powder, and a bag of what appears to be crystal meth. He’s facing charges for drugs and driving under the influence.
- a Cookeville, Tennessee couple was recently arrested after the stolen vehicle that they were driving ran out of gas.
- Nashville police arrested a burglary suspect who allegedly dropped a notebook during a break… that he’d kept records of his other burglaries in… and his daughter’s address… and his name… and he’s screwed
