If you’re making $$$$$$$$ why would you do something as dumb as this guy?  A senior bonds trader in London was recently suspended for… nope, not insider trading… not sleeping with the client… nope, he was caught stealing from the company canteen (cafeteria).  Seven figure income.  Steals a sandwich. Loses it all.  Now that’s DUMB.

If you’re going to relieve yourself in public, you risk upsetting someone… but if you get so upset you shoot the reliever in the face… then you’re the bigger dumbass…

But the worst of the day comes from a couple, an engaged couple, who got in a stupid argument… and to win it she picked up dog poop and smeared it in his face!  Here’s hoping this marriage never happens…