The DUMBASS OF THE DAY 3-2-2020
Posted on March 2, 2020
Three women and a man recently went to a restaurant in Charleston, South Carolina. Their bill was $77, but they only put $25 on the table and took off. But one of the women somehow left her ID on the table (OOPS). So now the police are trying to track her down. She’s a 23-year-old and she’s wanted on charges of defrauding public accommodations.
A few weeks ago, a guy walked into a Tim Hortons in Airdrie, Alberta, Canada carrying a RUBBER CHICKEN. He walked up to the counter and put the chicken right on top of the little box that was out to collect money for charity. And then he walked out with the chicken covering the box of cash. The cops are trying to track him down
the Putnam County, Florida police recently arrested Justin Buchler for burglarizing a home. The 36 year-old tried to hide from the police and a K-9 by burying himself inside a gopher tortoise nest. Officers found him throwing dirt on himself. Justin and his accomplice were charged with larceny and possession
a pantless man stole an ambulance in Philadelphia on Friday night. The joyride lasted for an hour as the man ran red lights, smashed into other vehicles and taunted the police. At one point, he ditched his shirt. The police were able to disable the ambulance by deflating two tires. The man was yanked out of the ambulance and arrested. No one was seriously injured. It was revealed that cops shot him twice in the leg and once in the stomach during the low-speed pursuit
When an Oklahoma homeowner heard a commotion in his attic, he expected to find squirrels. Instead, he found a grown man hanging out on a mattress! Dispatch: “Oklahoma City 911, What’s your emergency.” Victim: “Yeah I’ve got a man, a stranger in my house. Dispatch: “How did he get in your house?” Victim: “He came in through the attic, he camped out overnight I need somebody here immediately. I have a gun on him right now.”
A guy in Saskatchewan, Canada told the cops he was being extorted by someone who stole his iPad with child pornography on it. The cops busted the thief . . . AND the guy for having child pornography.
A man in Pennsylvania was busted for stealing $42,000 worth of stuff from his job and selling it on eBay for $8,000
