When will we ever get a new album from Tool?? Doesn’t sound like any time soon. Get the story HERE… MORE
Jared got a beatdown
Jared Fogle was beaten in a prison fight! Details here… MORE
And you thought Nutella was good…
What we really need is TWIX SPREAD. Yes… a spread for your toast that tastes like the joy of Twix. Unfortunately for our taste buds, but fortunately for our waistbands, it’s only available in the UK… FOR NOW.… MORE
Vote in the 2016 Name of the Year Bracket!
Who has the best, most awesome name? Dick Tips? Tillman Buttersack? Oozi Catz? See these, real names, and MORE!!! And vote… we’re pretty torn between Dick Tips and Tillman Buttersack.… MORE
Look at Breanna Stewart on the cover of Sports Illustrated!
There are 4 covers and she is the only woman… and she’s from SYRACUSE!!!… MORE
Police Search for “Hipster Ninja Masturbator”
It’s one of those cases where the headline is all you need LOL.… MORE
It’s FREE CONE DAY at DQ!
Free ice cream AND a chance to help the Children’s Miracle Network!… MORE
Stop panicking… Richard Simmons is OK
This week people realized “We haven’t seen Richard Simmons in a while”… and then the accusations flew! Richard piped up and cleared it up! Read on!… MORE
Don’t pee in my cereal!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not the Rice Krispies!… MORE
FULL TIME NINJA WANTED
Seriously… Japan is looking to hire 6 full time Ninjas. Interested? … MORE
